girl blumpkin

the act of one girl sucking off a strap on dick attached to another girl who is taking a huge smelly shit.

Tina loved Anne so much she followed Anne into the bathroom, got on her hands and knees, and sucked and licked the strap on while Anne filled the toilet with huge smelly turds. Tina was so hot from sucking her strap on and smelling Anne's huge pile of shit she had to go girl blumpkin toilet diving.

by Cunnilumpkin Eater October 21, 2008

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rigor blumpkin

an act of necrophilia by which a person recieves a blumpkin from a corpse

Don't piss me off or I'll kill you and make you give me a rigor blumpkin! - Tino

by Andy D February 16, 2005

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Donald blumpkin

When you're getting your dick sucked while you take a shit, and you blow your load and use the jizz to gel your combover. Finish with a cockslap and a hearty "you're fired!"

Broad 1: what's wrong Cindy?
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.

by Kaynelikesfishsticks July 17, 2016

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Blumpkin

A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl

Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"

by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 19, 2009

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