golden bather

A person who takes a piss in the water that they're bathing in. Sometimes they would even invite their friends to pee on them while bathing. Very similar to the golden shower except you're taking a bath in your own or someone elses urine.

A person who likes to pee in swimming pool is also most likely to be a golden bather.

by I Want ur Jew Gold February 1, 2010

human bath mat

it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.

Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.

by jazeck May 21, 2010

half bath

The practice of urinating outdoors at a crowded house party so as to avoid the long line for the single indoor bathroom. The half bath can be situated in a garden, yard, driveway or other semi-secluded spot outdoors. Term originates from the name given to the second or guest bathrooms many newer houses are equipped with, but are absent in older houses and apartments.

The line for the bathroom was way too long, so I used the half bath out behind the garage.

by theeshoegazer December 23, 2010

Love Bath

To squirt on ones period

Last night during sex we made a love bath on his bed.

by Saintandroo March 16, 2020

Dutch Steam bath

The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.

Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.

I was brushing my teeth this morning and my wife gave me a Dutch Steam Bath; it smelled like death

by EverydayEvil December 28, 2010

golden bubble bath

When one person gargles the urine of their sexual partner, then dispenses foamy urine into the anus of the other partner

"Hey Gideon, are you hydrated? Ive had a hard day, Andrea needs you to give me a golden bubble bath!"

by Doctor c September 12, 2013

bathhouse bandit

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.

"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"

by D. Gould January 11, 2006