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human bath mat
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it's when a
midget
with
dreads
lays flat on their
stomach
and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.
Jake:Why's that
midgets
hair so dirty?
Mike: With
all that
human bath mat action you really shouldn't be
surprised
.
by
jazeck
May 21, 2010
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