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Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
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The Steel Balls

Wrapping plastic around your balls then having your sister/roommate/friend/person and then smashing your balls with a hammer while you watch Spongebob.
Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"

Guy2:"Nothing"
by ThugNastyBiggums December 18, 2013
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Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.
How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.
by JacoPA January 25, 2011
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balls mcnasty

A general cry of disbelief or annoyance. Can also be said as an agreement with someone else's annoyance.

Derives from a batman comic.
'Did you hear Jimmy Fallon is taking over Late Nite'
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'

or

(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.
by Haronzo May 26, 2008
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balls that clang

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.
by merchantDave August 20, 2010
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fortnite balls

fortnite balls all in ur face (aye)
Fortnite balls, I’m gay
I like boys
I kidnap autistic kids
Lil Mosey Is watching, T. Rex
I'm EDP, big Kanye West
by fortnitemaster69 September 16, 2021
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Balls of Steel

1. Definition of being strong, rude and super brave, and referencing the male balls because the harder they are, the manlier the man is.
2. Having your balls masked in steel, or having your balls made of steel.
1. Duke Nukem: I've got balls of Steel.

2. Dude: Hey you know what the "Balls of Steel" pill does in TBoI?
Other dude: i think it adds 2 soul hearts

3. Boy: I'll be asking the menacingly looking man's daughter out.
Other boy: Man, you've got Balls of Steel!
by Maxicat0 March 5, 2021
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