balmed

To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.

by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

Phoney Baloney

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

Balthasar

1) Intelectual and awesome

2) Protected by the god Ba'al

3) May refer to one of the three holy kings

4) Ironically may also refer to Belshazzar, a demon also known as the devil himself

To pull a Balthasar: To do something awesome and get away with it because of your intelect.

by Awesomearnie February 4, 2010

Balltearer

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer

Fuck that song was a serious balltearer

by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

Bald martin

Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god

Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020

Slam Ball

A form of basketball where there is a mini trampoline in front of both baskets so that even players with 0 hops can dunk

"Dude, I got a mini trampoline so we can play Slam Ball on Carlos's court"

"Yeah...Carlos died"

"Sounds like an open court to me."

by Gerdemann25 August 7, 2007

Balaclava

A balaclava, balaclava helmet or ski mask is a form of headgear covering the whole head, exposing only the face (and often only the eyes). The name "balaclava" comes from the town of Balaklava in Crimea. During the Crimean War, knitted balaclavas were sent over to the British troops to help protect them from the bitter cold weather. They are traditionally knitted from wool, and can be rolled up into a hat to cover just the crown of the head. Modern balaclavas can be made from a number of materials, such as silk, cotton, polypropylene, neoprene, wool or fleece. Modern balaclavas are also used in outdoor winter sports activities such as skiing or snowboarding to help protect the face from the cold wind and maintain warmth.

Additionally, balaclavas are often associated with special forces units such as the SAS, or alternately with muggers, terrorists, and activists, where they act as a form of disguise. In the UK the term IRA balaclava is often used to distinguish it from similar types of headwear.

Racing drivers may also wear balaclavas made of fire-retardant material underneath their crash helmets in order to improve protection in case of a fire following an accident, and commonly cover the nose and mouth to reduce inhalation of smoke and fumes. Dragster-racing drivers usually wear balaclavas which have just two separate eyeholes because of the increased fire risk.

Balaclava
AKA Ski Mask, Balaclava Helmet

by P.redeckis June 12, 2006