Clemmin Time

When a lacrosse game begins, all those who might hold the secondary name of "Clematis", awaken a second wind in which their strength and speed increase, at the cost of their face cementing into a strange look which can't be gotten rid of.

"It's Clemmin Time!", Clematis says. "Why does he look like a swole lizard?".

by PCJungleWarriors March 12, 2024

Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.

Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Essentially mewing but with your buttocks. You squeeze your glutes at all times to shape it into a plump baby pumpkin carved from marble. Many clenchmaxxers have expressed feeling like they're in a higher plane of existance from performing this, not unlike gooning.

"Oh, you've been mewing, ropemaxxing and jelqing for the last two years? But you haven't started clenchmaxxing yet? Never gonna make it"

by Cheezy D on the mic March 20, 2024

cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.

we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion

by fucksauce March 20, 2024

clenchmaxing

An exercise of clenching your glutes so hard that a males pelvis area increases in size, It could potentially lead to making your shaft the size of hulks forearm

I started clenchmaxing, ever since then I can't find underwear big enough to fit my johnson.

by Pissmaster69420 March 21, 2024

Clear

Are we clear?

Hym "I don't know how I can make this any more clear to you. I don't need to improve. I don't need therapy. I don't need to get used to anything. I need THE FUCKING MONEY SOMEONE ELSE HAS ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR MY FUCKING WORK. Why did you think this would work? What did you think was going to happen here? You just ignore me and I do nothing? WHY WOULD I LET THAT HAPPEN? If you're wondering why your life is shit, this is it. Someone wants it to be that way. They can lie on their fucking Youtube channels all they want. Watch and remember the people on the wrong side of this. If you're on the wrong side of the camera you're nothing more than a thing to be drained to these fucking vermin."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Clear Pilled

When you feel aware of your surroundings (tiktok lingo, not the matrix one)

"omg guys I'm off my meds I'm so clear pilled!"

by Cicada900 March 23, 2024