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Wasteman 

A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
Wasteman by Smartbird May 19, 2017
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Wastetown 

"I'm on my way to wastetown tonight!"

"She was wastetown!"
Wastetown by LMcD January 11, 2009
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wasted wank 

When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited
I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank
wasted wank by Djc2508 January 16, 2014

Bunny Waster 

One who wastes electricity. Wasting the energy created by The Energizer Bunny.
Turn the lighs off when you leave the room you Bunny Waster
Bunny Waster by PH1L4P3N0 February 17, 2010

Municipal Wasted 

Under the influence alcohol to an ridiculous degree.
Tony: "TGIF!"
Ryan: "HELL YEAH TGIF ITS TIME TO GET MUNICIPAL WASTED!"
Municipal Wasted by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

hollywood wasted 

Getting beyond your average getting wasted night. Its Having a party night like lindsay lohan would. No rules for the night or restrictions.
Let's get hollywood wasted tonight!

Faye Wasted 

The most any person can ever be wasted.

there are 4 types of wasted:

Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.

White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.

Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.

Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !
Faye Wasted by d34n87 October 24, 2015