Saint Tony

The patron saint of the wingmen,beergogglers and hoggers. It is said that the saint spoke with God, for he told others that for all the fat women he fornicated with, God would one day grant him a beautiful woman.Can be found wandering bars in the Galveston area.

"The ruggers spoke of Saint Tony with awe, for no mortal man could do the things he did with such large women."

Saint Tony by Semen 3rd Class Merriweather July 10, 2006

Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga 

A nigga thats got on some shoes that look so dumb on tha nigga that it seems as

if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.

"Yo nigga, check out that nigga Mike's shoes!"

"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"

Mike:" Fuck you guys...

Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

*Seventh game in the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. Available for the Playstation 2, the Xbox, the Xbox 360, and the Gamecube. Characterized by the false promise of allowing the player to skate through all of Los Angeles County, it is actually composed of several boring levels.
*a false promise

*Tony Hawk's American Wasteland costs $60 on the Xbox 360 even though it is the worst version of the game.
* You said we could go to Disneyland! Was that just a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland?

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland by White Bread January 8, 2006

Tony Blair 

A Man.
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...with big ears.


What, you want more? Fine then, he's also the bast who rules Britain

Tony Blair, second only to Thanet in being rammed up the arse end of Britain

Tony Blair by Arrow January 10, 2005

tony abbot

Generally mistaken for a shaved ape hated by all Australians a disgusting taste of clothing aka speedo's and laughs at every thing and a massive dumbass

wow tony abbot is a budgie smuggler

tony abbot by THEnerdyGUY June 20, 2014

tongyan 

A great being of immense magical powers. Once rumored to have ruled the mighty universe. It is believed that it at one time, it wasn't satisfied with its position and decided instead, to become a sweet, delicate angel, while retaining its power. We exist only to wait and see it emerge and reveal those latent powers to us. We have yet to see either.

Hi Tongyan! Wazaa?! (Because, it could be anyone...)

tongyan by Victor February 8, 2004

tonel sex 

A type of threesome where one person gives a blow job while she/he gets fucked in his/her ear.

Jim: Hey the left side of these headphones sounds louder than the right!
Robert: That's cause you had Tonel sex with me and Derrick remember?
Jim: Oh, that's right!!

tonel sex by Jizzeff June 24, 2008