mouth thinker

Someone who cannot form a single thought internally without some sort of noise spewing from their mouth.

Someone who says outloud exactly what they are typing/texting.

Man did you hear Debby today? Every little thing she did she exclaimed to the entire office. So annoying! Yeah, she is a really bad mouth thinker.

by kianthar59 July 30, 2010

Inventory thinker

A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.

Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

conditioned thinking mind

A.K.A: CTM

A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.

Oh man! I just bought another shirt after watching that advertisement. It must've triggered my conditioned thinking mind.

by CountKram July 24, 2015

Charge thinking

when you use your thoughts repetitively and collect many aspects of an idea or image

One glance at my girlfriend and I began charge thinking of us being in a mansion in the Hamptons.

by 100Nate October 1, 2017

I think i’m in love with you

Something to never say on a date as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your date. Should only be used as a way of getting out of an awkward date

Ted:I think i’m in love with you
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

herd thinking

people who don't think for themselves and follow the herd.

I just follow the last guy, I'm herd thinking

by uuuddd July 17, 2020

I think I might be a butt

"Hello" in Buttese

"I think I might be a butt"
"Sorry, I don't speak Buttese"
"Hello"
"Ah! Hello."

by Queen Buttrix November 8, 2020