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sure bro

1) an affirmation of a statement.

2) to express sarcasm for a statement or question.
1) Kyle: You wanna come party tonight?
Russ: Sure bro.

2) Ginger: I survived ebola. twice.
Alex: Sure bro.
by bills fo shills October 14, 2007
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Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009
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Surah

A Surah (also spelled Sura, Arabic: سورة‎ sūrah plural سور suwar) is a chapter of the Qur'an, traditionally arranged roughly in order of decreasing length. Each Surah is named for a word or name mentioned in one of its ayat (sections).
Surah (Sura) Al-Fatiha

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds
The Beneficent, the Merciful.
Owner of the Day of Judgement
Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.
Show us the straight path,
The path of those whom Thou hast favoured; Not the (path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray.
by There Is No God But Allah April 4, 2010
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surfing the andy

Surfing the Andy involves sliding the penis up and down through a pair of butt cheeks. It is akin to titty fucking, but involves the ass. There is no penetration, only friction. (and love)
Ex:1
Tony: How did Nate do on his date?
Jim: She wouldn't go all the way, but he did surf the Andy for two hours.
Tony: Nice!!

Ex 2:
Eric: That Star Jones is so hot! I'd pay a million dollars to surf her Andy!

Ex 3:
Boy: Mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
Mother: Honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.
by grandmaw39 September 1, 2006
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government surplus

In city, county, state, and federal governmental organizations, a surplus is a situation where such organizations take in more money than they pay out.
George W. Bush took the budget and flushed it down the toilet. We had a surplus when we came in, now we have record deficets.
by jesster79 March 1, 2005
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surf cooties

Porn is surf cooties nasty.
by frufrugranny March 19, 2006
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friend surfing

using a friend (or stranger's) myspace page to check out their attractive or interesting friends, then their friends, and their friends and so on.
I spent most of the afternoon friend surfing on myspace.
by urinehat January 5, 2007
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