valley springs

Valley Springs

A small town in the foothills east of Stockton. No one knows that it exists. The town has very few stores or attractions and people complain about the 4-way stop traffic. A nice place to drive by on the way to somewhere else. Also has Burger King if you're hungry.

-Where are you from?
-Valley Springs.
-haven't heard of it...
-Don't worry, no one has.

valley springs by mervel March 18, 2011

Bruce Springsteen 

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.

Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

Bruce Springsteen by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

springfest 

An annual event held at JMU where students from JMU and various other institutions get completely wasted and start riots at block parties all weekend. The only way to shut these crazy kids down is to bring in the police, tear gas, and riot shields.

"Hey, did you survive springfest last night?"
"I got tear gased FOUR times. Best night of my life!"

springfest by jMuDuKe007 April 12, 2010

springall 

The family that everyone wants to no an if they dont they will pretend that they do. IF your a springall your automatically a ledgend so suck it up

ure going to the springall house ! ... can i come?

springall by FO_SHIZZLE_MA_NIZZLE August 2, 2004

Springtrap 

The litte bitch who FUCKING SNEAKS UP ON ME WHEN IM NOT LOOKING IN Five nights at FUCKER'S

You're such a SPRINGTRAP, Sneaking up on me when I DONT FUCKING SEE

Springtrap by ⓎⓄⓊ April 14, 2015

springer gut 

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.

Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.

springer gut by Barry Levit January 3, 2004

Springer gut 

The gut of death. When viewed from the side, it looks like the person who has the gut is having a baby. This gut seems to make shirts keep themselves lifted, and typically, one has to cut holes in sheets in order to wear clothes with such a gut.

Hey, poppy seed boy, show us your Springer gut!

Springer gut by Justin Redman January 3, 2004