San Jose 

Home of the San Jose Earthquakes football team of MLS. It's safe to say that the vast majority of people on this planet know San Jose for the Earthquakes. Founded in 1974 in the old NASL, where San Jose lead the League in attendance (till Pele and Beckenbauer went to NY Cosmos). The MLS Earthquakes hosted MLS' inaugural game in 1996 beating DC United 1-0, as the San Jose Clash, a name that Nike USA insisted the San Jose team carry, thus alienating the thousands of original fans who didn't bother going to see the new team. In 2000, new owners reverted to the original name, but astonishingly chose new colors and a new logo. Two MLS Cups followed. Greats to play for The Quakes include Jimmy Johnstone, George Best, Paul Child, Johnny Moore, Landon Donovan, and Darren Huckerby to name a few. San Jose Earthquakes is the oldest name in Division 1 "soccer" in the United States.

1.
Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: Not till they wear their OG San Jose colors.

2.
Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: No, I live in San Jose???

San Jose by Jinky 67 December 18, 2008

San Mateo 

Coolest part of California just a little west of San Francisco. Home of the Hillsdale Knights!!!! Also home to the Aragon Dons (boo) and the San Mateo Bobcats (real creative guys). Also home to a bunch of middle schools, including Abbott, which even if you went there, you can agree sucked.

Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.

San Mateo is the coolest part of Bay Area! Repping 650!

San Mateo by BlueHobos June 19, 2011

San Francisco Fish Hook 

When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.

Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.

San Francisco Fish Hook by zotlaker December 9, 2008

San Diego Charg-him 

See San Diego Charg-her, except with a dude playing center

cont...

Sean: So basically you had a San Diego Charg-him with Carl, instead of a San Diego Charg-her?
Dave: Yep.
Sean: gay.

San Diego Charg-him by SeanMG December 6, 2006

san francisco switchback 

A sequential act of analingus between two men.

After Kevin tossed Christian's salad, Christian reciprocated with the ol'San Francisco Switchback.

san francisco switchback by Reggie McNickles December 12, 2007

San Angelo Snorkel 

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air.

I gave my girl a San Angelo Snorkel in the hotel bathroom.

San Angelo Snorkel by matrixmayne767687 February 15, 2008

San Francisco 

Little cutty cove on the northern pacific.

"We got our own slang
But everybody took it
Now we goin’ dumb down the Av drivin’ crooked"

"Hey, what would u say the best city on earth is?"
"I'd have to say San Francisco"

San Francisco by Hannah Rachael January 14, 2008