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inner psychiatrist

when at the therapists', invariably the doctor has a patient 'locking horns' with whatever the "patient's" malady is, ie: fear of flying- go flying, fear of people- seek out people, fear of heights- go up a big tower, etc...

one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
john wanted to meet women, but had to call upon his inner psychiatrist to get himself where the 'birds' were

judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.

jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'

joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
by michael foolsley July 7, 2010
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mob psycho one hundred

jaden: “did you watch fire force yet?”
kaylin: “no, i was watching mob psycho one hundred
jaden: “i don’t blame you, mob is better than fire force”
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Crazy Psycho Bitch

A raging female who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, tries to get you fired from your job, then calls the cops on you and says she was victimized even though she came at you with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed, then calls you the following next day wanting to reconcile.
by Luckyyou_2005 April 19, 2020
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turn signal psych

it's when a driver either turns without using their turn signal or when a driver has the turn signal on but doesn't make a turn.
the red BMW slowed the whole lane down when everyone saw they were signaling to turn but were "turn signal psyched" by going straight through the intersection.
by dakine chile December 15, 2009
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Psycho Pussy

See Psycho Bitch. A dyke who's part British Skank, part Southern US Hillbilly who likes to suck her cuzzin's dick for Manchester Squirrel Meat, despite being an Overweight, Acne-faced, Teenage Lesbian.
"Spot o' Tea gov'na? I wanna suck you're dick after I finish humpin me cuzzin', Lord Autobottom the Third. Charmin' I do say so meself. Right Pa and Mum? Liverpool Rules!"

(Editor's Note: Liverpool. Uh, I think that's some town/team for Soccer, or 'European Football.' Anyway, Psycho Dyke sucks ass.)
by G-Union April 17, 2006
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psychic

The act of foreseeing ones future events or the ability to read someone elses thoughts.
Tara is currently giving free psychic readings for anybody that would like questions answered. She responds back swiftly with very accurate readings, so go to www.FreePsychicTara.tk and prepare to be dazzled.
by Mr Evans Boyo December 4, 2009
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the biggest whore of all

a slutty,skanky,whore who is such a tremendous whore that she will fuck anyone or anything,man or beast,male or female,anytime,anywhere and will take ex-mouseketeer pop tarts under her wing and teach them Satanism and how to be the biggest whore. see madonna
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