the problem is that people want me to speak at a certain pitch and I will not

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the problem is that people want me to speak at a certain pitch and I will not

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

IDtenT problem

Joke among I.T. types, vehicle and appliance mechanics, who will write out "ID ten T problem". When substituting the number "10" for the text "ten", the word resembles "Idiot".

The person diagnosing will say "ID ten T problem" with a smile on their face, but they are calling you an idiot.

The tech form read "IDtenT problem: Power strip circuit breaker needed resetting. PC then powered on normally."

by Run.Forrest.Run March 13, 2025

External Problem Solver

No we are not taught that you lying piece of shit.

Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2025

Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics

The Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics concerns the difficulty of explaining subjective spiritual experiences, metaphysical meaning, and existential significance using objective, physical descriptions. Similar to the hard problem of consciousness, it asks why inner experiences of transcendence, purpose, or “the sacred” exist at all, and whether they correspond to real structures beyond the physical world. The problem challenges reductionist explanations, suggesting that spiritual phenomena may involve extraphysical dimensions, emergent metaphysical properties, or irreducible aspects of reality that resist empirical measurement.

Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics — Example

Two individuals undergo near-identical neurological states, yet one experiences a profound sense of transcendence while the other does not. No physical measurement explains the difference. The hard problem arises in explaining why spiritual meaning emerges subjectively and whether such experiences correspond to real metaphysical structures rather than being purely neurological artifacts.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of Extraphysics

The Hard Problem of Extraphysics addresses the challenge of defining, detecting, and validating realities or laws that exist beyond physical spacetime while still making coherent, non-arbitrary claims about them. It asks how extraphysical entities can have causal influence without violating known physics, how they can be studied without instruments, and how meaningful predictions can be made. The problem highlights the tension between explanatory ambition and empirical limits, questioning whether extraphysics is fundamentally unknowable or merely awaiting new conceptual and methodological breakthroughs.

Hard Problem of Extraphysics — Example

A theorist proposes a higher-dimensional entity that influences quantum outcomes without exchanging energy. The idea explains certain anomalies but cannot be tested without redefining causality itself. The challenge lies in distinguishing meaningful extraphysical explanations from unfalsifiable speculation while still allowing room for genuine discovery.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of Thermodynamics

The Hard Problem of Thermodynamics focuses on explaining why thermodynamic laws—especially entropy increase—exist in the first place, rather than merely describing their effects. It questions why the universe began in a low-entropy state, why time has a preferred direction, and whether thermodynamics is emergent, fundamental, or contingent on deeper probabilistic or cosmological structures. This problem becomes even more complex in multiverse or extraphysical contexts, where different universes might follow different thermodynamic rules or none at all.

Hard Problem of Thermodynamics — Example

Cosmologists observe that the early universe began in an extremely low-entropy state but cannot explain why. If multiple universes exist, some might begin in high entropy and never form structure. The problem is explaining why our universe’s thermodynamic arrow exists at all, rather than merely describing how it behaves.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of Conservation

The Hard Problem of Conservation examines why conservation laws exist and whether they are absolute or context-dependent. While physics treats conservation as fundamental, this problem asks whether conservation emerges from deeper symmetries, probabilistic structures, or multiversal bookkeeping. It also questions how conservation operates across universe boundaries, dimensional layers, or extraphysical domains. If energy, information, or causality can move between realities, the problem becomes whether conservation is local, global, or merely an approximation within limited physical frames of reference.

Hard Problem of Conservation — Example

A simulated universe allows information to exit into a higher-dimensional computation layer. Inside the simulation, information appears destroyed, violating conservation. From the outside, information is preserved. The hard problem is determining whether conservation laws are fundamental truths or artifacts of the observer’s dimensional perspective.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026