Patrick Starring

When you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. It is inspired by the episode of Spongebob Squarepants titled "New Student Starfish", when Patrick is upset that Spongebob has to go to school and can't hang out. Spongebob asks Patrick, "What do you normally do while I'm gone?" To which Patrick replies, "Wait for you to get back!"

Friend A: "Sorry, I can't hang out right now, I have work until ten."
Friend B: "That's okay, I'll just be Patrick Starring until you get out."

by kina coco October 18, 2014

patrick green

A full of life person that's gets a way with all people he wants to chill with,also falls in love to easily and tricked by slot men to be their gay lover

Oh man patrick green he's the one gay I know

by Depressed November 27, 2016

Patrick Navin Thomas

A useless sack of shit who is utter garbage at everything he does and has a really nice neckbeard.

Your mother is Patrick Navin Thomas

by Fucking weirdo April 14, 2017

patrick vachon

The most sluttiest whore faggot. people often like to call it gay and it doesn't like that very much. but when u look at it the word faggot just appears. has the most largest vagina and the most biggest bobs you've ever seen. it only has 1 nipple tho and its kinda insecure so were not gonna talk about that... and anyways you would be so lucky to have this in ur life bc its thottyness makes you want to kill yourself every second your around it.

oh look at that patrick vachon being its usual gay faggot self

by grace padden October 10, 2018

patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.

by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019

Patrick Barlow

Patrick Barlow has really nice boobs. He likes to fiddle with the boys in the bathroom and show his peen to little boys. He is a natural blonde but went ranga for his ranga gumma. He is very good at drawing naked men and I don't know why...

Patrick Barlow is so small

by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 June 1, 2020

Patrick Bojko

Fat short nigger that cant shut the fuck up

Patrick bojko cant shut the fuck up

by Guy who hates Patrick Bojko March 18, 2022