Site modeling

"Site modeling" websites use social-networking websites (most often Myspace, but unfortunately now Facebook as well) to post pictures of "models" who are more often then not 14 year old girls taking pictures of themselves, then editing the hell out of them, perhaps putting them in black-and-white or sepia. The site modeling site will have multiple "models" who send them pictures on a weekly basis to be displayed on the groups page under emo kid "model names". These girls are not real models, do not make any serious steps to become real models, and are just out to beg for compliments and attention.

I just took 3498 pictures of myself pouting and holding a teddy bear in front of my mirror. I think I'm going to be a site model for RejectionSadFaceBooHoo Site Modeling, and use the name Tiffany RainbowDinosaurMurderStarVomit.

by MissMarlaSinger June 20, 2011

New Zealand's Next Top Model

Reality television show from New Zealand that searches for a Top Model, has stood out, turned heads and become shit hot thanks to judge Colin Mathura-Jeffree. His individual style and charm has made him THE face of television in New Zealand. Everyone strives to do a 'Mathura-Jeffree' at least once a day!

New Zealand's Next Top Model has three judges, Colin, Mathura and Jeffree! if he ain't on I ain't watching

by Joannalexus January 23, 2010

Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter

Dave Gahan. Formerly known as a lead singer only, but on Playing the Angel (2005 album) he penned three superlative songs: Suffer Well; I Want it All; and Nothing's Impossible, along with Martin L. Gore's always painfully beautiful songs.
Dave Gahan also released his first solo album, Paper Monsters, in 2003. Highly recommended if you are a true DM or Dave fan.

Dave Gahan
David Gahan
Sexy Man
DM
Personal Jesus
Martin L. Gore

The Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter is Dave Gahan. Martin L. Gore is also equally talented because he is also in Depeche Mode. He is DM's lead songwriter and co-singer. That's why I love Depeche Mode a lot.

by Stella Luna January 23, 2006

OSI model

set of seven layers that define the different stages that data must go through to travel from one device to another over a network

Use the acronym (Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away) to remember the layers of the model in order (Physical, Data Link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, Application)

by Jon September 26, 2003

Modern Talking

A wavetable shape in the VST plugin "Massive" by Native Instruments that is typically found in dubstep. It is commonly used by people new do making dance music (and Nicky Romero) because it is a cheap way to get an amateur wobble sound. Because of this, it has become taboo to use it in dance music.

Guy 1: "Yo dude! Check this sick dubstep beat I made!"

Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."

Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Insayn December 11, 2013

beast mode cowboy

A state of mind that produces an energetic, outgoing, sexual attraction to farm animals.

Whenever I hit a pig, horse or cow my mind goes into beast mode cowboy.

by DrWizard July 28, 2014

moderator

Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.

Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.

What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy teenages who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can.

I used to play a really cool MUD called Moongate until the moderators(caleed immortals for some gay reason) went mad with power, changed the name of the game and banned me for trying to report a bug. Losers.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007