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Jordan Sanchez 

Jordan, god what to say about you. Well Jordan is an all around amazing, uplifting, inspiring, caring, sweet,athletic, strong,heartbreaking,smart,beautiful,handsome,unique,one of a kind,sometimes angry, serious, funny, and unforgettable guy I've ever met. You change lives everyday and I don't know how to thank you for changing mine. These Jordan's will make you melt, one look at them and you're lost to them. Jordan's tend to protect you at all costs. They also sometimes don't know what to say to you that will make everything better so instead they leave you be. But to warn you all Jordan's don't forget anything and I mean anything. A Jordan's friendship is the hardest thing to ever do, sometimes you don't get their friendship back and you have to be okay with that. Jordan's are also understanding most of the time and they listen to you. Oh and their smile, don't get me started. Jordan's change your lives, they tend to leave you heartbroken but don't worry you recover you just don't ever forget them, they are simply unforgettable.
Girl 1: Who's that cute guy over there with the dark hair?
Girl 2: Oh him that's Jordan Sanchez he's a great guy you should go talk to him.
Girl 1: But what if-
Girl 2: Just go talk to him he's a great listener and a really sweet guy.
Girl 1: How do you know so much about him, do you know him?
Girl 2: Let's just say that I used too, now seriously go talk to him!
Jordan Sanchez by shesokay June 3, 2018

jordanchime 

that one kid with a high pitched voice and a blacklist from every department
Tyler: did you see that kid with a blacklist from every department

Beast: yeah that kid jordanchime
jordanchime by pielaw January 29, 2019

Jordan Cook 

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.
Jordan Cook by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019
A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
Hey man have you met Jordania?

She’s such a nice girl.
Jordania by Blazemauui August 23, 2019

Jordan Cotton 

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.
Jordan Cotton by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Jordan Moment 

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.
"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"
Jordan Moment by jordie jo January 2, 2020