4 definitions by Evan Cotton
The biggest hottest man you will ever meet. He fucks everyones girlfriends and gets some pregnant. He doesn't pay child support and he owns an abortion clinic. He owns a house in Upstate New York which for some strange reason everyone is obsessed with and are willing to suck his dick to go up there for a weekend.
by Evan Cotton September 3, 2019
A small Italian man that likes all the hard drugs who has somehow some way made love to the entire state of Louisiana. Rumor has it, he was the original founder of the entire country of Italy and is the Pope.
by Evan Cotton September 3, 2019
A man that takes AP Bombology so he can do 911 2.0. He fucks his arab wife Zana every night in the sandy lands of Arabia.
Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019