Jew Horn 

Alot of hair bundled,curled up together at the front of your head

That kid with the Jew horn probly has a chode.

Jew Horn by El canto March 21, 2009

horn porn 

the porn that they advertise on tv. For example, "call now for free sexy singles in your area!"

Man I got home so late last night and all I wanted to do was watch some tv, but there was nothing on except for fuckin horn porn commercials.

horn porn by Ebok8 June 19, 2009

rusty french horn 

the woman is lying on top of the man with buttox and vagina exposed and elevated. the man places left hand around womans leg, reaching clitoris with fingers, and stimulating thereafter. with right hand, he inserts however many fingers are necessary to reach maximum pleasure, while simultaneously rimming her anus. (ex. female version of the rusty trombone)

Bill gave me a rusty french horn, but I had some dingleberries that obstructed the air passage, so his tone was heavily affected.

rusty french horn by Graceblaine StanQuinn April 18, 2006

around the horn

The act of passing around a bottle of liquor with a bunch of your friends in a circle, each taking as big of a swig as possible, usually causing the end of most nights.

"man i blacked out hard last night, what happened?"
"around the horn happened."

around the horn by TheDruncan June 23, 2012

horn of plenty 

dick that is biggggggggggg

jerry had a horn of plenty

horn of plenty by jean kilpatrick January 10, 2008

Horatio Hornblower 

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.

Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.

Horatio Hornblower by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Jew horn 

The tall gold horns which spawn from a Jews Head, they are very sharp, and highly rare to see in the wild. If found they are worth millions. The reasons they are not seen very often is mainly due to the fact that they have all been sold. A jews primary source of income.

A; OUCH that was sharp
B: What
A: I just got poked by a jew horn, trying to steal in jew gold.
B: So did you just convert
A: Yes after being poked by a Jew Horn it completely turns you JEWISH!!

Jew horn by Jew boy the II December 8, 2007