golden baseball

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

golden valcano

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.

I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010

Nikke: Goddess of Victory

The greatest mobile game to ever exist. It’s about dumb flying robots who get shot by badass thicc anime girls called nikkes like Rapi, Volume, Neon and the best one being Anis of course.

“Hey did you get Nikke: Goddess of Victory yet? Anis is the best”

“No I’m not a weeb”

by MrPerson8 November 6, 2022

Goldenboy

being your boss's favorite for no reason

"Why'd he get that sweet route? Cause that little bitch is the goldenboy."

by WebsterLong July 13, 2015

golden sombrero

Striking out 4 times in one game. If all 4 are done looking, you get the matching poncho.

Did Ryan Howard really just get another golden sombrero?
Of course....he did have 199 strike outs in 2007 and in 2008.

by OgMikeBone October 30, 2009

Golden

Late night meeting with an older lady in the bar, being a little drunk, and having sex in the restroom making it a great night.

2 references to Golden - older lady and great night!

I met Kathy at mid night in Alibi after a couple of beers and the night became golden!

by Seabasszim August 26, 2011

Golden Deciever

noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.

Derived from Golden Retriever Dog

As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!

by Pauliebabe June 11, 2006