Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025

Glockly

someone whos being really stupid or idiotic.

"This guy is so glockly yo."

"I agree, why is he being so glockly?"

by Skidds July 20, 2025

Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.

Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glocktober

Glocktober, when October didn’t have enough guns and shooting already.

Glocktober

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 7, 2025

Glonked

The state after hitting your head and you are incoherent

*person hits head*
Friend: bro your absolutely glonked

by Jeshshshdhdhd August 10, 2025

Glocky

italian rapper. one of the youngest up-coming artists in the italian rap scene, being only 20 and having more than 1 million monthly listeners. his fanbase loves him.

Bro hai sentito il nuovo album di Glocky?

Bro, have you heard Glocky’s new album?

by anonymous August 28, 2025