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Glockledoodledoo 

One who puts a pistol in their vagina as a fetish. Commonly makes women shriek randomly like a chicken.
Daaamn did you see that stripper put the glock up there? She’s a total glockledoodledoo
Glockledoodledoo by Ambid January 12, 2019
The sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation

From the webcomic "Sexy Losers" number 65, "A Sure Thing"
Tomoe glurkled when she thought she'd finally gotten Kenta's attention.
Glurkle by Beauwght January 10, 2016

glorglesnoof 

"I'm gonna glorglesnoof!"
glorglesnoof by Susiz April 27, 2022

glorgleegla's 

A Salvadorian cantina where you can salsa dance, drink mojitoes, and eat papusa's while meeting the gang including Forest before he has a few margaritas before picking someone up at the airport.
Hey, It's Forest. Wondering when you and the gang are going to meet at Glorgleegla's again? Everyone will be there.
glorgleegla's by Sally Slice April 29, 2009

glorglesnart 

The sound that occurs when you queef after sex and all of the cum flies out.
“Wow Kim, I heard the glorglesnart, I guess you won’t get pregnant.”
glorglesnart by Queefasaurus rex December 8, 2022

Glockledoodledoo 

A fetish for hiding a pistol in your vagina
Did you hear about the sexy chick at the bar? I hear she’s a total glockledoodledoo
Glockledoodledoo by Ambid January 12, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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