Chicagowash

Using the gas station squeegee to wash your entire car

Andre stopped at the nearest Chevron for a chicagowash.

by alexu2016 August 9, 2012

Chicago

To Chicago (verb) means to ingest a hit of marijuana, specifically dank kush, and directly afterwards consuming a 1 oz. shot of Maker's Mark whiskey before exhaling the smoke.

E: dude, lets get fucked up?

R: yea definitely

E: Lets Chicago, man.

R: What's that?

E: Take a hit of this weed and then a shot of whiskey before you blow it out.

R: I'm down.

by 312durr April 13, 2014

Chicago Mary

Another term by JC in Chicago. This is an affectionate term for all those attractive middle aged women (MILFS) that come to Chicago on business and troll the local bars looking for a one night sexual adventure.

She said she was from Kansas here on business but, turned out to be a Chicago Mary.

by Senior Elstonia May 2, 2015

chic family

The biggest losers possible. Welfare cheats, law suit kings, and drug dealers.

Whose the trashiest people ever? The chic family is pure trash scum. The mom is the worst.

by Freddie K. December 12, 2015

Chić Douchébag

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!". Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."

Friend: "Hey man, what are you wearing? It looks tight af."
Individual: "It's called chić douchébag nigga! GET WITH IT!"

by The Black Johnson March 10, 2016

chicago shoeshine

When you pay $20 to a homeless person to get you off on the side walk. Then they wax your shoes clean with a mixture of their spit and your spooge

Livingston was lost on Ohio St. so he paid a homeless guy for directions and ended up getting a Chicago shoeshine. It was more than he bargained for.

by The Sweens June 19, 2016

chicacooba

Those bee/wasp things from Metroid Prime.

How many gosh darn chicacoobas are in this room?!

by zacuax June 16, 2016