champaigne

Da celebratory alcoholic drink of choice dat folks break out when their candidate of choice wins the election.

Dunno why people always whoop it up with champaigne at election time --- usually da winning candidate breaks most or all of his political/economic-reform promises and turns out to just be a wimpy pandering jerk similar to da previous head-honcho!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 22, 2022

Champagne

A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.

I went to the toilet and took a champagne.

by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023

capparitus

a disease in which the individual is forced to demonstrate huge amounts of cap

bro i cant go out tonight, ive come down with capparitus

by kettyboy2341 December 28, 2022

champagne activist

Champagne activist (noun): A person who publicly expresses support for a cause or movement, typically by raising a glass of champagne or making a toast, but who does not take any meaningful or sustained action to advance the cause. Also known as Slackatism.

"After toasting to the latest social justice cause with a glass of bubbly, the champagne activist promptly returned to their privileged bubble without doing anything to address the root issues."

by Crunchiest666 April 20, 2023

Chapati flaps

Another name for the Beef Curtains.

"Went down on our lass last night she wriggled so much with excitement she nearly slapped to death with her chapati flaps".

by Ddraig73 April 26, 2023