BertDoesMenards

1. Complete Turd sack or Sack of Turds
2. Phony who misspells words such as: fourm, addressment, etc.
3. Home Depot or Lowe’s Spy
4. Sex Offender
5. Ball Fondler

Wow!… what an idiot…… he less useful than a BertDoesMenards….

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024

BertDoesMenards

1. A douchebag that pretends he matters
2. Turdsack
3. Fucking useless
4. Lowest of the low

BertDoesMenards is a fucktard.

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024

bert

A disabled piece of shit, usually very rude. Always wears a hat and sits in his chair.

has a fine mom though

bert is a bad person
you see bert? he’s disabled.

by momsaremylife March 21, 2024

Berticuss

Berticuss is a lovely twitch streamer who streams a range of thing on twitch. Her actual name is Britny Ellen and she was born in Adelaide Australia she has two dogs named Harlow and Luna she now lives in Melbourne Australia with he housemates Develique and Fasffy who are also twitch streamers. She was originally in a girl group called TOS on YouTube.

Berticuss is a great streamer watch her on twitch

by Berticuss’s twitch chat April 14, 2024

Beertimers

When you forget that you already have a beer (Often caused by inebriation)

"Damn, Beertimers strikes again."

by Korvuzz November 6, 2024

Bertha moment

When someone does something so stupid you want to rip your hair out.

Did you hear that Bertha is cuddling up to Aaron the same weekend she broke up with Keenan? Bertha moment

by Bertha moment January 28, 2025

Bertastank

The stink from boob sweat and leg chaffing products combined to form a potent biologically hazardous odor.

Alexis came home with bertastank after a long day of sailing and butt stuff.

by Charlier2 April 12, 2025