one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

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Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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warm pocket

Woman's vagina

He loves thhe warm pocket of his wife

by Abdurrahman Isse January 9, 2018

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Warm Champagne

A term that describes the urination from one person into the others mouth.

A submissive Speaks to his/her Dom -' Yes Ma'am my slutty little mouth is open for all the warm champagne you can provide me with

by Philip The Sub November 7, 2012

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the warm mirage

the warm mirage is a phenomenon describing how civilizations in warmer environments, despite having less intelligent individuals, initially outperform those in colder environments due to greater access to resources, fertile land, and milder conditions. however, over time, colder civilizations surpass them as they gradually learn to better exploit their available resources.

Person 1: If people further from the equator are so superior, then how come civilizations in warmer climates initially outperformed them?

Person 2: Ah, that's just the warm mirage.

by zkint February 24, 2025

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