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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
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They sound like they have walking pneumonia!
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Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.
John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...
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when u see ur friend lane walking down the halls of dairy kween
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if i hear someone say they don't like twd. ima beat the shit outta that bitch.

(rosita be owning the whole show doe)
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j walking jangster

Someone who crosses the street in an unlawful manner. Primarily, but not limited to J walking, walking through a no pedestrian zone, and crossing the street blindfolded. By walking in this manner, you become a J walking Jangster
The first known J walking Jangster is Jon A and sara.

Lil Jon has also been spotted J walking like a jangster
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