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Washington Apple

A sexual act in which the male tucks his erection between his legs, bends over and is sucked off from behind. For added effect the female can slap his ass cheeks making them red, and his dong appears as the stem. Not to be confused with the alcoholic drink. Though the former may lead to the latter.
Guy 1: One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I'm tryin' to see what that be like!

Guy 2: It would look like she's eating a big red Washington apple.
by luc richard mbah amoute April 24, 2009
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George Washington Carver

He's a dude who discovered A LOT of uses for peanuts.
George Washington Carver made: medicine, skin moisturizer, a school on a bus, like 160 different medicines, peanutbutter, peanut oil, and way more than that. If he were here today he could make cars run on peanuts :).
by PEANUT POWER May 8, 2009
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Denzel Washington

Denzel is da MAN! You could say, He Got Game.
by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004
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Washingtonitis

Noun- The ailment from which a politician suffers from being in Washington too long, and has a result, lost touch with his constituents.

A politician with washingtonitis usually raises massive amounts of money from special interest groups (i.e. Political Action Committees ((PACs)) Big Banks, Real Estate, Financial Investment groups and Corporations). In return for their monetary support the politicians support and lobby for the benefit of their patrons and usually override voters of the people the District. Often these are in Districts where there is little or no opposition. Thus there is nothing to incite an incumbent to do anything for the benefit of his District. See Eric Cantor, John Boehner and Michelle Bachmann
INGRAHAM: ... because this -- because of this. Because the things -- some of the things that you've said -- and they're not all negative, but some of the comments you've made about the Tea Party movement: it's good as the grass roots movement, which I agree. And then you also said, but not -- as a caucus, might not be that helpful.

And then, you know, your -- I think your comment, maybe it was last year about Rush Limbaugh wanting the president to fail. And people get a little worried that...

CANTOR: What?

INGRAHAM: ... you know, even Eric Cantor can get caught up in the Washingtonitis, that's all.
by snagglepuss1614 August 30, 2010
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Washington State Midget Mudslide

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide
Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!
by Loppytits November 18, 2014
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Wisconsin Wishing Well

During sex when the male is about to ejaculate he inserts several coins of varying sizes into their partners rectum and then seals them in with his semen
Oh man Josh and I got really freaky last night! He gave me a Wisconsin Wishing Well!
by SillyGoose3086 April 20, 2020
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Washington AC

Denotes the disgustingly vacillating and wishy-washy opinions/voting records that many Congressman possess; their official stances on issues will ALTERNATE wildly back and forth, depending on the CURRENT political "wind direction".
Annoyed citizen: Zheeeeeeeeeeesh... those Washington AC politicians are SO unpredictable --- they're always ALTERNATING their purported positions to please their financial backers!
by QuacksO February 18, 2013
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