Whale Wash

When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.

yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.

by adiesle July 9, 2011

wit wash

verb: to wit wash, wit washed, wit washing.

Wit washing is the act of utterly destroying an opponent with a single weapon of wit. Usually occurs when an intelligent and modest person is provoked by an ignorant asshole.

Note: Not to be confused with unoriginal, snarky remarks. Shit like that will land you in the asshole category. Ex: That's What She Said, Your Mom etc.

Dumb Bitch: "Since when is 'vag' an insult?! If I said "she's such a scrotum!" it would probably hit you funny, so think about how it feels to people who posses the body parts that you are using in a derogatory way. Thanks!"

Brian: "Don't have to be a dick about it"

Impressed crowd concurs: Wit Washed

by queensupreme March 11, 2011

hand wash

When a Girl/Guy gives a hand job in the shower.

"Oh Jimmy, I loved that Hand Wash you gave me last night in the shower," Micheal said happily.

by Captain buttsexy November 27, 2013

Trans Wash

The process of adding trans people or views to history or previously created content.

people stating that native American culture has always had more than two genders is Trans washing history. although the fact is that the 2 spirits nonsense was only made up in the 90's.

by Aust_Neil November 25, 2022

white wash

a boring white person

man that guy is so white wash

by IGGY SCREAM September 11, 2007

welsh wash

Cleansing oneself without the use of running water, and without bothering to remove one's clothing.

Usually when in a hurry getting ready to go out and without a care for personal hygiene.

I can't be arsed having a bath - I'll just have a welsh wash.

or

Kevin is such a dirty minger. He couldn't be bothered to shower so he just had a welsh wash with a dry towel

by Rob Marsden September 17, 2007

White Wash

To ejaculate all over a person.

I'm going to white wash her face later.

by PDill March 26, 2011