Twat Swatting 

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

Twat Swatting by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

Twat Omelet 

This is when you pour 2-4 eggs into a willing females vagina. You are to then beat/whisk them by having rigourous intercourse till the mixture reaches yuo prefferred consistency. The female is now asked to evacuate the mixture form her vaginal cavity into a waiting bowl or preheated frying pan or skillet (I suggest the bowl). Cook and enjoy!..

Variations include:

- Adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
- Single or dual orgasm for more flavoring

Tim: "Carl's a douche, so I made him a twat omelet with more flavor, I told him it was european recipe I was trying"

Roger: "Did he eat the whole thing?"

Twat Omelet by Bccsah January 20, 2011

twat pocket

to warm up a hot pocket, cut 1 end off and fuck it

the fat lonely man made a twat pocket after his girlfriend dumped him.

twat pocket by Joe Fwice March 31, 2008

twat snooter

An individual who enjoys rubbing ones nose vigorously into a chicks twat. One who likes the smell of pussy so much he/she must bury his/her nose into a chicks muff.

That pussy smelled so fucking good I became a total twat snooter!! I love twat snooting!!! I'm a gonna twat snoot it up motherfuckers!!!!

twat snooter by Stan Snootertwattin November 9, 2007

Twat on a Fishcake 

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.

"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

Twat on a Fishcake by Darren Jones June 12, 2003

Twat Shop 

A company guided or principled by women.

Dude you better lose your dick, you're working at the Twat Shop.

Twat Shop by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

twat spackle 

To fill a vagina with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the twat.

Dude, I think that chick needs some twat spackle.

twat spackle by Mr. Jizzy McTesticles June 11, 2006