window wars

when you are playing a game and the shooting is strictly taking place through windows. Can also refer to when people who are afraid to be shot stay inside and every now and then go to the windows and shoot at the opponents.

Hes gay he only plays window wars.

by harddd October 25, 2007

windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight

Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...

by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003

Window-Licker

An offensive term meaning a retard, someone who licks windows.
Comes from when people with learning disablities etc go on coach trips, it is a common belief that they lick windows.

Random kid 1: *Falls over*
Random kid 2: God, you're such a window-licker!

by JeffIsGoingToHell August 20, 2009

Windows Vista

A recently released version of windows that mac idiots often bash for its supposed errors. All of the critics of vista usually have not used the os at all, but just feel cool for crying and wishing mac was better. Mac=emo, nonconformists, crybaby hippies. Vista=mainstream,

Mac: Dude Windows Vista sucks it has errors narr!!!!
PC: You should probably learn how to use a computer.
Mac: Lets save the world, vista is stupidd!!! narrrrkkk!

by big poppy33 March 7, 2009

Windows XP

the best Os yet by microsoft, but there alot of compatibility issues with older programs, other than that it is sick. with remote desktop in xp pro i can be in school and listen to my mp3s.

xp wont last as soon as long horn is released

by JeVoNeR December 9, 2003

shopping window

The above definition is right... I love brick breaker.

Example of extending the shopping window:
Guy:"Okay honey im done, lets g-"
Girl hands guy brick breaker
Guy:"I guess I could stay a little longer"

by Erectin a dispenser! November 29, 2010

Windows Vista

The lastest security breach from Microshaft. Windows Vista features a whole heap of junk you didn't want, hidden so well that you can't find it to get rid of it. Also has more holes than a piece of swiss cheese, and possibly the worst GUI in history.

If found on your computer, you should immediately download Linux and install that instead, since it will be infinitely more secure than leaving your computer open to anyone who wants to walk right in and use it :)

Windows Vista: Sucks, blows and chokes itself at the same time.

by Charles E. Faulkner January 24, 2009