Window-Licker 

An offensive term meaning a retard, someone who licks windows.
Comes from when people with learning disablities etc go on coach trips, it is a common belief that they lick windows.

Random kid 1: *Falls over*
Random kid 2: God, you're such a window-licker!

Window-Licker by JeffIsGoingToHell August 20, 2009

window-licker 

A negative accusation alluding to someone who is mentally impaired.

Look at Ray making a fool of himself. He's such a window-licker.

window-licker by soitgoes.963 June 28, 2010

Window-Licker 

A pointless insult to throw at mates.
Noun

A Window-Licker is a reference to a retard whom only posseses the ability to twist his/her head and lick uncontrollably. Then crossed with the hilarious image of one licking a window.
Can be used in a one phrase sentence I.E 'Lickie-Window!'

Harry trys to ink bomb a person 2 rows infront in school. He proceeds to launch it, missing, hitting ginger haired, cadet crazed form teacher.
Aaron: (retard sounds) Lickie-Window Harry!

Tom: Lawrence is such a Window-Licker! Look at him play cricket!

Window-Licker by Harry Crompton February 17, 2009

window-licker 

window-licker

A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.

Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.

God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.

window-licker by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020

Window-Licker 

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.

First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.

Window-Licker by ChubbyPuppy0093 May 3, 2011

Window-licker 

A person with a mental handicap that likes to lick the windows on the special bus.

Typically they are called Nicki or Fran.

They also make fools out of themselves on videos on youtube i.e. woodstoke 4. But this is due to their sever mental disabilities. You must pity them as they think they are cool and attractive, this is also due to their tiny mental abilities.

I've heard Nicki and Fran are retards... proper window-lickers

Window-licker by Leeroy90 December 11, 2011

Window licker 

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.

My friend Joe is a window licker.

Window licker by Bearmama May 3, 2016