SWEDish

Those who Smoke Weed EveryDay

You know Steph is SWEDish... she buys by the pound.

by Zenjerman April 20, 2015

Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

swedish hummer

(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the spunk/chocolate mixture;

(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Jamie gives great Swedish hummers!"
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."

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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."

by riiiiiiight September 23, 2010

SWES

Sloppy Whore Easy Slut

Look at Tricia. She's a SWES. She's drank too much.

by Yoven December 6, 2011

swedish

Gay

Example

That dude i so swedish!

"Points at a gay person"

by PepeisDatBoi June 7, 2018

the Swedish

What Tom Green puts his bum on.

"My bum is on the Sweeeeeeeeeeedish."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Swedish

Muslim, Feminist.

What are you, Swedish?

by NotFromSweden March 20, 2017