Sour-Patch

When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.

“I total sour-patched your mom.”

by httpscam August 17, 2021

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Sour patch

To eat a bad substance or for and having to take a shit after

I mixed some sour patches and I was shitting my ass out for 2 days

by Nolackinn08 September 22, 2020

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A Kiwifruit Sour can be either:

A) a delicious beer, adjacent to a cider;or
B) the way a male kiwi seduces a female Australian

“Yeah mate, she came over and we shared a kiwifruit sour if you know what I mean”

by Alderson404 June 22, 2019

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when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king

“wow kade is such a sour cream king”

by shel03 September 21, 2020

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when you burp and a little bit of sour puke comes up

Guy: man i just threw up a bit
Guy2: man i hate sour splashes

by misatolikesbeer January 30, 2022

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When you go down on a girl and she tastes sour.

joe: i was going to give becky a warhead, but instead she gave me a sour warhead!

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Dunk you and your partners whole body into melted leather and then fill up your partner with your ejaculate

Yo bro if you don’t stop playin’ around, imma hit you with the Gimping Sour Cream.

by Johnny.Sins April 12, 2024

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