Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.

I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.

by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023

Scotting It

When you’re too exhausted to do fly so you do breaststroke kick

“Man, I can’t do this IM set. I’m gonna start scotting it.”

by Event 13 December 5, 2023

shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.

Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023

Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped

Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.

by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024