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potato samurai

a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.
"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"

adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".
by potato samurai October 19, 2009
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SAMUEL L. JACKSON

The best beer to get you drunk, fuck fat bitches, and even fight a nigga or two.
I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.
by Act As If June 10, 2004
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samurai deli

Is like jazz on crack. Its more like very poorly constructed ska music with no real direction or lyrical meaning.

It can also be used to define pseudo-musicians with drug habits.(heroin,meth, or crack commonly)
Man dont listen to them. Thats samurai deli.

Hey did you hear? Dustin and Alex are samurai deli.
by someone who hates you January 4, 2008
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Samuel "Boon" See

1. A name to describe a person of of great accomplishment, of great "awesomeness" or ability.

2. A name to name the un-nameable, to name one with indescribable achievement.

3. To describe someone with intelligence, or with great mental skills.

4. One who acts with great self-confidence.

Originating in Southern Victoria by a group of Asians, it is now a popular term in the region. It has become an uprising internet fad that has become popular through the social networking site "Facebook" and occasionally "Twitter".
1. Wow, he's really a Samuel "Boon" See now eh?

2. He's now officially a Samuel "Boon" See, for his great achievements in Mathematics.
by FSArep July 31, 2011
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Samuel L. Jackson

Sexual move.

When you convince someone to go under the bed sheets with you due to the cold and then receive a blowjob.

Move invented by Quentin Tarantino in the movie "The hateful eight"
"To pull off a Samuel L. Jackson"
"Jeeee! She just went Samuel L. Jackson on you man!"
by smilingnoface April 21, 2016
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Samuel

A super good nice and nice super nice good boi. He games but still have all the chicks. He wears those vans like a boss. He has brown hair brown eyes and they look like chocolate. He is the most popular kid but he doesnt know about it because hes so cool. His name is Samuel because:

S stands for Sweet
A: Awesome
M: Mature
U: Understandable
E: Exciting
L: Legend

That is why you should be a Samuel.
Person 1: Im in love with that guy.
Person 2: Oh that must be Samuel
by DantexTv December 12, 2016
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Samuel Shenton

Samuel Shenton was the founder in 1956 of the Flat Earth Society, based in Dover, England
by theepicjoker March 18, 2018
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