going to the races

1. Going to the races means that you are in a really big hurry to get somewhere. Like you got the lead out, hit the gas, got a move on, put it into overdrive, sped up, etc...

Tina and I sat behind this guy who was texting on his phone at the stop light, the light turned green, and Tina yelled out the window to him that it doesn't get any greener! Then the dude was ballsy enough to flip her off after he finally gassed it like he was going to the races. What a jerk-wad! Tina was pissed.

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

The human Race

A really dumb group of mammals who will fight over the smallest possible things.

The Human race will fight over dumb and stupid reasons, such as who's pet is cuter.

by Humanswillprobablydiesoon November 18, 2019

The Bitch Race

The upcoming 2008 Presidential election race between Democratic Party nominee Hillary Clinton and GOP nominee Condoleeza Rice.

We're fucked no matter which bitch wins this one, folks.

by anonymous November 19, 2004

racehorse

a beautiful & attractive woman

Damn, look at that racehorse, isn't she fine

by tuffpuff February 19, 2008

Chariot Race

A sexual position involving four individuals.
Most commonly two men and two women, but four men can also enjoy this position.

The bottoms (be them men or women) set up in doggystyle positions on all fours parallel to each other.
The tops then mount the bottoms. Thus you have the two couples facing the same direction, side by side.
The tops then lean in and kiss.
Thus re-enacting a roman chariot race.

"Dude...last night...totally chariot raced"
"Yeah man, but I gotta say, you're a pretty bad kisser."

by McCourt March 29, 2009

pod racer

Type of car used in star wars, on episode 1 anikin races a race with a 'pod racer'.

Pod Racers are used in Pod Racing

by Shroomis Parcimal March 11, 2005

disgrace to human race

Another way to spell Perez hiton

-Oh, Perez hilton is such a disgrace to human race...
- Yes, Sarah I wish he would kill himself already!

by the-0ne-who-knows May 6, 2016