Non-present Cuck

A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.

This guy I’m seeing is a non-present cuck.

by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025

miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.

"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."

by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

feminine presentation

A buxom chick's sticking out her tits at you.

Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Keep Pretending

THAT is what they want to do. It doesn't matter what they call it.

Hym "They want to keep pretending. They keep pretending that when a kid in Wausau murders his own parents... That MY THING wouldn't have stopped it from happening. They are going to HIDE whether or not it was the result of the weaponized schizophrenia because they don't want to have to give up on the idea of CONTROLLING OTHER PEOPLE'S MINDS in a way that THEY KNOW does not work. It doesn't matter how many people they have to sweep under the rug, as long as they can keep pretending that their minds are not inferior. This is and always has been about PROVING ME WRONG, regardless of whether or not I actually AM wrong, and then covering up evidence that I am right so that the public doesn't turn on them and take THEIR shit away. AS THEY SHOULD. These people are mentally retarded garbage and the deserve LESS THAN NOTHING. It isn't about protecting kids or morality or anything that I did. It is about NOT HAVING TO LIVE BENEATH ME... IN SPITE OF THE FACT that it is WHERE THEY BELONG."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025

pulled'a'pretender

a person or group exeeding at a task then failing epically and choking at the last minute

Guy One: She is winning the 100m sprint!
Guy Two: Oh! No! Now she is dead last
Guy One: She "pulled'a'pretender"

by belle.A May 18, 2010

sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011