parkertastic

The state of being exceedingly effeminate and flamboyant with a homosexual connotation.

Mike: I've never seen a man talk so much with his hands.
Pat: Oh, Ryan? Yeah, life's parkertastic for him!

by i done know December 30, 2007

Parkered

So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.

Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.

by riles1 October 17, 2008

Left parter

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the left. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the left side of the brain, which is the logical, rational side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more standard and acceptable. Often can be accused of being unemotional and too masculine.

She's a left parter - no wonder she rules with an iron thumb.

by talismancat December 15, 2008

trailer-parker

a trailer parker is "someone" who lives in the filth of his own mother. the reason mother is because most of the time trailer parkers are born of incest, and the brother and sister go seperate ways after being rejected by court for mariage. trailer parkers most frequently reside in trailers, however you might be able to find a few loitering at mcdonalds for food or drug money. alot of the trailer parkers have been known for spending time around a rich person's home only to cause structural damage and to illeagaly obtain technological devices, such as nintendo DS's or wireless controllers. trailer parkers are easilly reconized; they have artificially colored hair, they wreak of cigeretts, alchohol and gunpowder, they aways wear clothes that are too big and have something that resembles wealth or fighting or hunting or some other redneck attribute, such as a large medalion in the shape of a dollar sign ( $ ). there are some acceptions, like when they accually bathe each day or so.

alchoholic who resides in a trailer, usually female or male but sometimes castrated. trailer-parker, trailer garbage

by djnthewhale April 20, 2011

A Pink Parker

A sexual act to spoon cooked Mac N' Cheese in a womans vagina then proceed to eat it out.

Ben totally gave me a Pink Parker last night.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh

see peach see peach explode

by jesus February 8, 2005

Sam Parker

Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.

Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!

Dude, you went completely Sam Parker on me !

by 501 crew. 🤙 May 18, 2017