poisocane

the most deadly of all poisons. will kill any organic material in that comes in contact with. poisocane has a black hue which causes many people to mistake it as ink. it is commonly injected into the body through a pen's ink cartridge which makes it a popular choice among assassins. though very expensive, it is a guarantee kill. it can be administered into any part of the body and still kill the victim. made popular by the cartoon archer.

Sam: "Dude, my wife is pissing me off, i want to divorce her, but i don't want to have to do the paperwork. You got any poisocane left over from when you killed that hooker."

by two_Godly131 January 16, 2011

the pancake position

When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.

Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!

by TheMightyness September 26, 2004

GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

by B-Town June 1, 2004

lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

Polio

A synonym for something being 'cool' or 'alright'. It is frequently used in southern England to show other people that you are calm and that you have understood what they said. Most commonly used in practice with the word 'okay' or 'alright' in front of it.

1: Hey man, I'm off to Chicago
2: Okay, polio, take care

1: Drop the gun!

2: Alright, polio, relax!

by The Bear of England March 30, 2011

Poison the well

Great Hardcore/screamo band.
They have a hard time keeping members and only one of the original members remains.
Pick up opposite of december, You come before you, and Tear from the red today

Poison the Well's comming to town with Across Five Aprils? I'm so there!

by Mike November 7, 2004

Girl Guide position

The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.

Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.

by Janey7611 May 11, 2011