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Kate moss diet

Coke and dick.
Retired supermodel Kate Moss survived for years on just coke and dick. This is now known as the Kate moss diet.
by Shagalag August 21, 2023
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Pulled a moses

A friend that dips on you by being asleep he is often a midget and shares these qualities:
1) is a loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities.
2) Sometimes a slight homosexual.
Friend 1: yo haha i'm ready let's go out 😃
Friend 2:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: this fag just pulled a moses on me🙄
by Phata August 23, 2021
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mofus

-the plural form of mofo
-refer to mofo for more information
Eunice thinks Dylan and his friends are mofus.
by Drekar11 December 16, 2006
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Moses

A snowboarder in a half pipe just riding down the middle and not going up the sides. Derived from Moses parting the Red Sea and walking through.
Referring to someone snowboarding down the middle of a half pipe: "Look at that Moses!"
by tommct December 9, 2008
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moss

To take a huge, gnarly, semi-liquified shit.
Chuck stopped by my house on his way home because he had to moss.
by Daylizzle October 26, 2008
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Moss

Originally used in football, it is now being used to indicate that you have destroyed someone in a verbal, or physical manner.
Person one; example a: Hoh? Badass you say? That's what you classify yourself as? Deplorable. What a vain piece of trash you are. Remember this, 'Badass'; for every badass with such conceit as yours, there's always someone badder.

Person two: Mossed.


Person one; example b: MAN; what happened to you?!

Person two: He got mossed.
by An_Epic_Alias September 25, 2008
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moses

1) A loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities such as a tendency to high-handed moralising, offering up unsolicited non-sequiturs out of the blue and issuing commandments on how to do things, but without having been given the mandate to do so by neither authority on high nor by election of his peers.
2) Sometimes slight homosexual connotations are attached to the meaning, given its etymological origins: homo was contracted to Mo, then extended to Moses to render a more euphonious word and offer some degree of stealth due to possible censorship and slander concerns.
"Hey, guys, you really shouldn't be eating all that fast food. It could kill you."
"Shut up, don't be such a moses"
or, singing along to a Nelly song:
"Why do I live this way? Hey, must be a moses"
by DURFC March 22, 2005
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