Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson

Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma

by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020

Moist

Jim: Oh no not like that yours is to moist
Mom: it makes it more slippery
jim:BUT ITS TO MOIST

Wow step sis hats a nice cat you got there

step sis: and its really moist

by moistmoms.com December 5, 2020

Moist Cheesecake

The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.

The bride lost a game of moist cheesecake at her bachelorette party

by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear

Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.

by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

Moists

Panties

If you’re lucky she’ll show you her moists.

by an_roc January 9, 2021