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Microtransaction

Pay - to win in gaming
Damn payday 2, MGSV and Forza 6 all have fucking microtransactions wtf is next
by GUNTER9K March 27, 2016
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microwave music

Music (or a beat) that is made cheaply, fast, for the radio, or sales; generally not of high production, thought, and value.

Also referring to digital music production.
Question: What do you think about that new song on the radio?

Response: That song is terrible. That's microwave music.
by o t i s January 24, 2008
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Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works
I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials
by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010
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micropeen

noun.

A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.
Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.

I can't see your micropeen.

Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.
by G-Noles March 10, 2010
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Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron
1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
by Nick April 3, 2003
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micropanic

to be overcome by a sudden fear only to realize seconds later that the issue is small or nonexistent.
I responded to my coworker's email with a dirty joke and had a micropanic when I thought I had selected "reply all" and sent to my boss as well. I quickly realized I had only sent it to her.

I noticed my wedding ring missing on my finger this morning and had a mircopanic at work thinking I lost it, but was okay a second later when I realized I just had left it at home.
by meltoddy August 7, 2009
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jukt micronics

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.
I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?
by Bluespark August 2, 2007
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