mashed

completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.

shit man, i was complete mashed last night..

by richard January 25, 2004

masterbatorium

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.

That shed would make a great masterbatorium!

by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005

master the chief

Slang for masturbation.

I'll master your chief!

by MC February 17, 2005

master tard

A Tard who ownes all other tards

That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard

by D C August 18, 2006

mastadon

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.

(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!

by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011

Google Master

One who can find anything on Google

I am the google master, if it is out there I can find it on google.

by TexasLover87 January 18, 2009

jiz master

A master of jiz. The male in a polygamous marriage. Any dude with 10 or more kids.

The jiz master lived in Utah.

by Bang Bang Nick Lange May 23, 2006