Facebook mid-life crisis

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.

A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.

by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009

failing at life

what your facebook status would say if it was representative of what you are currently doing

Sally is failing at life.

315 Likes.

(Sally has 315 friends on facebook)

by wittyname January 16, 2010

Half-Life 2

The sequel to the game in which you played as some nerdy scientist with a crowbar. Now, in Half-Life 2, you're a badass nerd scientist with a crowbar. It promises revolutionary graphics, physics engine, characters, storyline and quite frankly everything else. It will be an amazing game without a doubt.

Half-Life 2 will rule.

by Mehro November 15, 2004

hows life

a conversation starter that never works

guy: hows life?
girl: huh??

by jonathan92c March 17, 2008

pug-life

1. A carefree lifestyle characterized by confidence and being cool.

2. The ability to compensate for short stature with ultra-suave moves.

3. Musical tune.

1. Joe is totally living the pug-life, he's always so chill.

2. John definitely knows how to work the pug-life, he's 5'4" and knows how to work it.

3. "Nananana na na na... it's a pug-life yo!"

by NoraS December 30, 2007

life juice

the liquid in an animal or human body that is also known as blood

He got cut and is now losing his life juice

by henru May 14, 2005

Chug Life

The documented life of skiing extraordinaire, Ian Cosco, AKA Chug. This excellent portrayal of the ski bum lifestyle is not only entertaining, but educational as well. Teaching new types of Afterbanging, and of course Joe Schuster.

Hey yo homie, what you watchin' there on NS?
- O shit brotha, just the new edition of Chug Life!
Really?, Damn, let me check it!

by Afterbanger17 July 21, 2009