pervent

a percent pervert

man 1: hey its 69 finally!

man 2: eww nasty

man 1: no my music download is finally at 69%. you pervent

by jonathan92c October 28, 2008

hows life

a conversation starter that never works

guy: hows life?
girl: huh??

by jonathan92c March 17, 2008

yikes

something you shout when you overhear something drastic

girlfriend: honey do you know whens my birthday? boyfriend: i forgot random guy: yikes!

by jonathan92c March 16, 2008

carne grande

spanish version of big meat. used when you want to be discreet

guy: hey baby girl: wats up guy: want some carne grande? girl: whats that? guy: youll see

by jonathan92c March 16, 2008

bus pimp

a person who doesnt wait for the bus, the bus waits for him.

boy 1: yo why we still at the stop
boy 2: we waitin on da bus pimp

by jonathan92c March 17, 2008

Bulletin Worthy

when someone says something so funny on aim that it is worthy to put it on myspace as a bulletin

jonathan92c: yo guess what
blacklambo730: what?
jonathan92c: theres a spanish remix to "we made it"
blacklambo730: whats it about? making it over the border?
jonathan92c: hahahhahahah. thats bulletin worthy

by jonathan92c October 27, 2008

slantize

slaying a track both beatwise and lyricalwise

"while i was recording in the studio, i slantized my song"

"man that song is so great. you definetly slantized it"

by jonathan92c July 23, 2009