kyle

kyle is the hottest guy you will ever see. it will be love at first sight. he is super nice and kind. has great hair, super fit and good at sport. he may be a lot older than u. but u will have to wait until ur legal age. then u can smash.

wow kyle is such a snacc

by sexyduckgirl69420hobagyumyum October 14, 2019

Kyle

nickname from Kardashian family members for Kylie Jenner.

The youngest billionaire is Kyle.

by Coop Dupe March 21, 2020

Kyle

Crackhead piece of shit

Look at that price of shit, he must be a kyle

by Skjejsnan October 21, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a ging

STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE, YOURE GINGER

by YEETMETOAVOID December 27, 2018

Kyle

Person who gets bullies by his younger brother, likes men, tells the gayest and driest jokes, thinks they're funny and cool when no body gives a shit about them, has no balls, scape goat, and likes fat people

1 ''Who killed my plants'' (Teacher)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)

2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)

by HAH ARE YOU KIDDING ME October 24, 2011

Kyle

Fuckboy

Dude you don't need him, he's such a Kyle.

by Janny boy March 5, 2015

Kyle

Kyle has abnormal genetics- we believe that his genes have been infected with an extraordinary disease (first time in history), which makes his bum look like a one of a kind, fat ass!! This makes his body shape look like a pear. He plays video games in his room for 24 hours, everyday- this is another conspiracy theory why Kyle's fat ass is so para-normally gigantic like someone living on American food. All the food he eats goes down to his butt-cheeks, which makes sense why his peen is so tiny; it is the size of an atom. Every Instagram post he posts, he is wearing a dressing gown (I still don't know why, but he acts like it's the latest fashion trend). Best not to mention, but Kyle has acne all over his pale back. His six pack is covered by a layer of pretty thick fat!! Cough, cough... 10 cm... oh wait... it's 15 cm!! Silly me!!

Kyle: Hi. (talking to Stranger)

Stranger: Hey FAT ASS!!

Kyle: Huh?

Stranger: How much for that spotty pillow? (Stranger not realising that the spots on his ass is acne)

Kyle: GET IN!! I'M A PROSTITUTE!!

by Unbearable Spoon October 16, 2019