A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.
Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 14, 2019
The youngest billionaire is Kyle.
by Coop Dupe March 22, 2020
by Skjejsnan October 21, 2019
A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.
by crudekid July 08, 2019
Person who gets bullies by his younger brother, likes men, tells the gayest and driest jokes, thinks they're funny and cool when no body gives a shit about them, has no balls, scape goat, and likes fat people
1 ''Who killed my plants'' (Teacher)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)
2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)
2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
by HAH ARE YOU KIDDING ME October 24, 2011