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juggalo

A member of the psychopathic family. Each an individual themselves, wont hesitate to help family. Dedicated to ICP and psychopathic records. Flyers of the hatchet manx the most hated people in the world.... but SO TFW. Hey I got news for you ignorant asses, tech n9ne, kmk lil wyte twiztid three 6 mafia and prozak are juggalos too. Plus cannibal corpse, static x and a crapload more huge artists and people go to gatherings. Icp has held hunger drives toys for tots, all kinds of charity drives and events. Oh btw unlike most of the other rappers and stars. THEY DID IT WITHOUT THE PUBLICITY. Meaning it didn't get filmed by news five or any other press when opening. They did it because they care. Whoop Whoop to the family out there and dont let the ignorant subjects of douchopilous get you down. Stay strong live long and wave those hatches in the air. Im a successful mechanic with a bachelor's degree, but a juggalo first
Juggalo
Everyone of y'all means everything to me,

We bleed for yall thas why we call it family

Twiztid-we don't die
by shaggalicious May 28, 2014
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Juggalo

A group of inbred white trash shit talkers who are too damn pussy to fight their own battles for themselves. They tend to call everyone who isn't one of them a "hater," and often wear ridiculous and hideous clown makeup. The most annoying people you will probably ever meet, and a waste of souls on the earth. ...aka. More earth scum.
Normal person: Excuse me, are you next in line?

Juggalo: Mass murder makes me happy! Whoop whoop!

Normal person: ...Are you a zebra? What's on your face?

Juggalo: HATER! WHOOP WHOOP! WHERE'S MY HOMIES AT?

Normal person: You're gonna jump me? That isn't fair.

Juggalo: I FUCK MY SISTERS AND MOTHER AND FATHER AND BROTHER

-1 hour later-

Juggalo: ...AND MY AUNT'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S GREAT UNCLE'S COUSIN-IN-LAW UP THE ASS... and I do drugs!
by MCLMF September 6, 2011
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Lowlife, classless losers with potentially up to, but not surpassing, a second grade education. Though the word "juggalo" would normally be capitalized due to being a "proper noun", it should not be because a. it's not a real word, and b. any juggalo lacks any and every integral importance to justify achieving such prestige.
Prone to being extremely violent for no reason and ambushing those smaller (though, this is not difficult to find considering all juggalos are extremely obese) with numbers as large as 15 (juggalose) to 1 (non-juggalo), then thinking they are "awesome" because they can take out one puny person (but cannot fight fair).
"Hey, did you hear about those juggalos in the news, raping that 90 year old woman?"
"Yeah, and did you hear that they dropped out of middle school?"
"No... I heard they dropped out of elementary school."
by Over the Edge Fear December 5, 2011
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Juggernazi

One who uses the juggernaut perk in Call Of Duty 4
Angry Gamer 1: omg i put a whole clip into that guy and he still didnt die. What a Juggernazi
by SmexySpartn1337 April 13, 2008
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Juggalo

A Sad, Pathetic, Annoying, Waste of Life, Cunt, who does nothing for the world.
Often talks shit to everyone but has nothing to back it up.
A Stupid word that Gay Clowns like to call themselves.
A Stupid person who has a HORRIBLE taste in music, for example, Insane Clown Posse, Zug Izland, Boondox, Dark Lotus.
A Pathetic person who is dumbing down the Country (United States).
An annoying Cunt who is more worse to be around than Wannabe Gangsters.
An annoying gay clown which putting your penis into a cactus is more pleasant than arguing with a Juggalo.
A Self-convinced, Over-confidant, Intolerant, Ignorant, person who manages to convince themselves that people actually care of what they think and that they "Own" someone.
A Sad Pathetic person who acts tough.
Juggalo: Hey Bitch! I Own You!
Normal Person: This is America, Slavery was Abolished in 1865, you don't "Own" anyone.
Juggalo: Shut up Bitch! I'll Kick Your Ass!
*Normal Person punches Juggalo*
Juggalo: *Crys*
*Juggalo runs home*
by zFlamingPotato December 30, 2011
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100% PERCENT FOLLOWER OF THE BRAINWASHED BAND ICP.
They LOVE faygo not just for the taste, but because ICP PREFERS it! EVERY lyrics that pops in a "juggalos" head, they think its amazing! If they wrote "motherfucker drop out of school and be a real man/ outcast", A "juggalo would drop out just like their LEADERS say. theres a reason why their one of the most hated band.
1"You goin to school man?"

2"fuck that shit, im stayin at home smoking a bowl and blasting ICP"

1"...Fucking Juggalo Idiot.."
*ten years later*
2"fml.."
by BeOriginalBitch August 23, 2011
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juggahoe

Someone who doesn't know what it truely means to be a juggalo. They may talk shit about family (fellow juggalos) for something they wear, how they look, how they talk, ect. Or maybe if they are somehow insulted by what another family member says they won't make an effort to work it out or even try to ignore it and start saying shit right back. If you truelly are against another juggalo or suspect they are in fact a juggahoe keep it to yourself and stay away from that individual. Remeber that a juggalo shouldn't give a fuck about what anyone says (or just not give a fuck in general). A juggahoe will not help family in desperate time of need. Juggalos are no pussies most of them have been hardened emotionally, or in some cases just went plain crazy, and sometimes physically hardened as well, from their past and can "kick ass" if strongly disired, weather it be with family or solo. The hillbilly slaughter fest is over too btw, psychopathic has Boodox now (I saw the whole hillbilly hater shit as just another form of biggotry anyways.) One more thing to you juggalos out there... Completelly idolizing psychopathic prolly isn't the best thing. It's prolly better to try and spend more of that time chilling with the homies in your local area if possible. (but that's just my speculation) There's alot more to this but I don't wanna spent weeks explaining it all. Sorry, peace, and MMFWCL!
New juggalo: See that juggalo over there? I think he's a juggahoe!

Down ass juggalo: Man just don't fuck with him. If they claim to be down they're "fam"... He just gotta learn more juggaloism or smoke some more of the ganja when listening to the underground, it's his own loss if his ass don't even try. As Gweedo once said "Juggalo's fighting over who's more down is just strait up bullshit."

New juggalo: (Now knowing more majick of juggaloism) Damn looks like I gotta do some research or some shit.
by Rob666 killa December 12, 2006
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