A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.
"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"
"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture
"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture
by ishop April 03, 2011
by CharvisDaishiki April 05, 2020
by Big Brother you never wanted June 18, 2014
When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs
by airj56 April 10, 2005
To have sex with a women, Or Intercourse. A Song was made by using this word.
"Ramping Shop" by Vybz Kartel ft Spice
"Ramping Shop" by Vybz Kartel ft Spice
by POSL February 11, 2009
when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 02, 2010
by Dustin Wilcox January 16, 2004