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World's Greatest Dad Mug

The mug you get your dad when you realize you need a present for tomorrow
I completely forgot about Father's day, so I just got him a world's greatest dad mug
by JustYourBoy February 1, 2017
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swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
by mr swanson July 31, 2018
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Gretty the Great

A nickname for an alpha Gretchen, or the superior version. She is perfect in every way. She is the best looking girl you will ever see in your life. She is also the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. She makes an amazing girlfriend who will never fail to brighten your day and put you in a better mood. No matter who you are if Gretty the Great cares about you, you're the luckiest person on earth
Gretchen: hi guys
Everyone: HEY! Its Gretty the Great
by defenitlynotsam November 29, 2018
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put the great in britain

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country
Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."
by Willisnotmyrealname August 2, 2020
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I'm great.

Another lie people tell when they try to act okay or fine.

A period at the end makes them look serious, so beware. They aren't okay at all
Ex:

"Hey how are you?"

" i'm great."
by Bismo Bon Bon December 24, 2020
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bug meet and greet

Time to get eaten alive by bugs at the bug meet and greet
by Despair_Queen August 27, 2021
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Dominic the great and all wise

A person who is greater and better than any one else.
People need to treat him like a king
Remember to always write the capital letter
by D. King November 21, 2021
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