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German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.
"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."
by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008
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Germany

An european country where teens are allowed to (legally!) drink alcohol at the age of 16 and stuff like wodka at the age of 18 but yet the government complains about too many drunk teens.
no examples for Germany.
by thatsooverrated April 30, 2014
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German Stingray

When a man or woman puts two fingers in the womens vagina and two fingers in the womans stink hole.
Woman - "Hey, I have a big vagina and a big stink hole and I want then both penetrated at the same time."

Man - "Get ready for the German Stingray."
by The Fister September 27, 2004
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german mcgoogle

to force ones penis into an ear
"dude i totally german mcgoogled eric last night"
by el cangri daddy April 2, 2007
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German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!
Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
by maples123 May 9, 2009
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Germany

The Federal Republic of Germany is a country located in middle europe.
It has a population of at least 50 million people thinking they are required to be superficially friendly to migrants because of the dark past of Nazi government.
Since the 1960s the main import products are refugees from the Near East.
Politically Germany is the first country to have bans and redirections on diesel cars which makes German vehicles a lot cheaper in surrounding countries,
such as France.
In Germany political parties can be subdivided into the left and right wing as well as the Middle which calls itself the “People’s Party”.
Citizens in Germany own the habit to call everyone rightextreme whether a person is against new immigration from abroad or against the politics of the Middle.
The culture defines itself by basic values like democracy, liberty and Christianity.
According to the native German population there is a growing fear of Islamic dominance by the brutality of the Quaran and the high migration.

Everything summed up
the country is being pulled apart by the negative side effects of the Syrian conflict which ended up in massive refugee crowds invading the EU.
Germany’s cultural values got ridiculously superficial.
by Dudenverlag November 15, 2018
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germans

I'm german and I must say that actually not everybody here is a nazi. But like someone before me already said, the most fascistic part of germany is probably bavaria.
And I don't understand why you think that we're all David Hasselhoff fans! I don't know even one person in my town who likes him...
Many of the older germans avoid to use the word "Stolz" (pride)
by Deutschland May 31, 2006
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